(Source: weetzieglass, via sliceofbri)

diphtheria:

Why did the guy I lost my virginity to just follow me on twitter

Yasss

In love this this amazing person 😘😘 its-jaydan

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via brendandsnap)

princerammyz:

Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.
Not even joking.

(via unpredictable123)

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deltacobell:

envyadams:

Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage

at first glance i thought this was one direction

(via surprisebitch)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via skylin3z)

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

(Source: telapathetic, via heliolisk)

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

(Source: omg-humor, via rj4gui4r)

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via tony-abbott-fan-club)

(Source: catleecious, via togifs)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via jamieebeau)