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I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
(via proud-to-be-nerd)
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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Tumblr so far in 2013
- Fluffy chicken
- Harlem Shake
- American man [weird event]
- Using Google searches to replace lines of songs
- Bee Movie
- Patrick
- The colour of the sky
- Okay Cool
- Tumblr was down for 3 hours
- ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mishapocalypse
- Hannibal
•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He dooooooooPeter Pan
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No one loves me like I do
whenever someone harasses me on here i just send them an intimidating pic
I am with my people!
GET THE FRICKING TURTLE OFF OF THE FLAMING LAPTOP WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS OF THIS
(via crrocs)
sounds like something my dad would say
^^^
Me too
anmols dad
Hi dad
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